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Sexual tension sucks right? Here’s how to get that rubber band off your dick for good

By November 21, 2018Erotic massage London
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What exactly is sexual tension?

Sexual tension can feel like someone has wrapped your dick in an elastic band. The longer that elastic band remains the more pain it causes.  The longer the elastic band remains the sorer you feel and the weaker your manhood becomes. Sexual tension won’t kill you, but it can be a real pain and can create lasting damage to your mental and your physical well – being.  Sexual tension can also create issues for you in the outside world. If you are sexually frustrated you can find it difficult to sleep, you will be up restlessly tossing and turning, unable to satisfy your urges. If you are sexually frustrated you can find yourself thinking about sex all the time, this distracts you from the tasks at hand. At work your sexual frustration can really become an issue; not only will you find yourself unable to complete tasks quickly or to a high standard, but you also might make inappropriate passes at female co-workers.  The danger of approaching someone sexually in the office environment is that in doing so, your advances might be taken the wrong way, you could face severe penalties. Men have been sacked or even arrested over making advances on female co-workers in the office; it really isn’t worth the risk. However despite how simple and clear office politics might be to you when you are feeling healthy, when you are suffering from sexual tension your head can be bogged down with your desires and rationality might escape you. It is unhealthy for you and everyone around yourself to not deal with sexual tension, it can be dangerous.

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Why is an erotic massage the perfect answer to getting rid of this?

FORTUNATELY… there is a simple cure to sexual tension that does not involve having to spend all your free time trawling through dating applications, spending all your free time going on dates, spending all your time impressing another person that you really don’t have time for. I don’t know about you but meeting someone on a night out and having a quickie in a dark flat really doesn’t relieve sexual tension, it gives you a taste but the meal isn’t there. An erotic massage is the perfect anecdote.  

Getting an erotic massage delivered by a trained professional masseuse means that you will be serviced by a girl that really knows what she is doing. Also, unlike other sexual encounters, getting an erotic massage ensures all the focus is on you. There is no worry when getting an erotic massage about correctly pleasuring the other party. And that doesn’t make you a dick! If anything it is important to take time to look after yourself; it is statistically proven that the best lovers are those who know how to satisfy themselves. By getting an erotic massage you can guarantee sexual satisfaction.

Unlike a one night stand, where what you get is what you get, with an erotic massage you can, prior to your appointment, choose what you want. There are a host of exciting massage styles to choose from (depending on where you go.) Styles such as 4 hands, body to body, lingam, Nuru, tantric are some of the most popular in the UK – each delivering intimate and specifically targeted relief to your sexual palette.

Saying this, an erotic massage can be the perfect opportunity to explore yourself sexually. Many men up until the point of entering an erotic massage parlour have been treated to a very vanilla sex life. Upon going to an erotic massage parlour they discover a whole world of exciting sexual styles and positions. Going to an erotic massage parlour is the perfect opportunity to live out your wildest sexual fantasies. Whatever your fantasy, you will be able to find a masseuse that is on the same page.

A couple passionately kissing each otherWhat erotic massage would we recommend the most?

Personally, for anyone who has never had an erotic massage before, I would recommend you try prostate massage. Before I discovered prostate massage I had never truly been sexually satisfied. The truth is that men do not experience orgasms as strong as that experienced by females in the vanilla sex way (in out shake it all about…) the only real way a man can achieve a mind-blowing orgasm is through prostate play. In the same way, females cannot achieve orgasm without the massaging of the clitoris, men cannot without the massaging of the prostate gland. The excellent thing about getting a prostate massage from a trained erotic masseuse is that she will know exactly what she is doing. It can be a little nerve-wracking the first time you try it, but the reassurance that your masseuse is a trained professional quickly puts you at ease.

Prior to getting erotic massages I was distracted, stressed, consumed with loathing for everyone and everything and now? Now I feel amazing, I am my best self. I have had an appraisal at work, I receive compliments on my positive outlook and I even think one of the girls in the office has her eye on me… trust me, get an erotic massage: things can and will get better!

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